WELCOME TO THE NEXT GENERATION

I got sick of the page being so slow, so I this morning I made some fairly destructive slash-and-burn style changes under the hood. Things should be mostly working again, with the following exceptions:

  • Themes: They're busted until I get a chance to patch them up. I have no idea what will happen if you try and use them, but probably nothing good (for you, not me).
  • New Accounts: You can wait a day or so to harass me about my latest inflammatory post. Or send an email instead.
  • Screenshots: Yeah my desktop from 1998 has a lower resolution than your cell phone. So what?

There may also be other stuff broken, too. I've tried to keep URLs for articles and whatnot the same, but your mileage mamy vary. Today is the first of several iterations away from the almost decade-old code this site is running.