Crackmonkey History Lesson

While going through my mail archives, I stumbled across this message on the Crackmonkey mailing list:

Hey man, Gentoo is just BETTER, all right?  In fact, simply ASSERTING
that it's better makes it EVEN BETTER AGAIN!  It's better than you,
better than me, better than the sky, better than trees, better than
love, better than joy, better than salad, better than trees, better
than mountains, better than seas, better than comets, better than
flowers, better than beer, better than whales telling tall tales,
better than crystals formed in lost hidden caves, better than species
of African bees...

...it's BETTER, BETTER, BETTER, BETTER, BETTER, BETTER, BETTER!

                ____  _____ _____ _____ _____ ____  _ 
               | __ )| ____|_   _|_   _| ____|  _ \| |
               |  _ \|  _|   | |   | | |  _| | |_) | |
               | |_) | |___  | |   | | | |___|  _ <|_|
               |____/|_____| |_|   |_| |_____|_| \_(_)

Funny how it's even more applicable today, eh?