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# O' Skoo #
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You best check yo'self!
^1WARNING: PACKAGE CONTAINS SK1LZ!
^3AIN'T NO THANG!!!
^3CAN YA DIG IT?
^5BLING BLING MOTHERFUCKER!
^38================^1D ^7- -- - -- ^3((
^7Got Sk^41^7lz?
You just logged into puresk1lz.com!
^7<-- ^1PL^4A^1YA
Pardon My Sk1lz.
Random Finnish Lesson -  'Aitisi nai poroja!' --> 'Your mother copulates with reindeer'
Keeping it Real Since 1892.
^7:D ^6:) ^58) ^48D ^3:P ^88]
^4<INSERT WITTY RETORT HERE>
<-- Pure Sk1lz
SLAPPED LIKE A BIOTCH!!
Pump Up The Sk1lz.
^1System Error: Too Much Sk1l.
^5COOKING MCS LIKE A POUND OF BACON
^4We Now Return You To Your Regularly Scheduled Sk1lz.
^7who let the sk1lz out?

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# Brand Newbian #
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^3AINT THAT THE TRUTH?
^4WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH THE TOUGH GET SK1LZ.
^3MAN WITH LARGE PENIS COMING THROUGH.
^1WARNING: NUTSAQ WITH ROCKET.
^5YOU WISH YOU HAD THESE SK1LZ.
^2MAKE WAY FOR THE ASSCHEEKS FROM HELL
^7Sk1lz: Ice, Bling, and Bitchez.
^7<-- ^12AXIS OF SK1LZ
^2ACHTUNG: ^7SK^41^7LZ


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# Unfunny Shit #
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# i'm offended!
# YOU HAVE NO FRAME OF REFERENCE, DONNY. YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT.
# ^7U.^4S.^1A.^2!! ^7U.^4S.^1A. ^2!!
# This should be played at high volume, preferably in a residential area.
# Random Norwegian Insult - 'din mor suger pikk i helvete' --> 'your mother sucks cock in hell'
# Random Japanese Insult - 'Kusu o taberu na!' --> 'Eat Fucking Shit!'
# ^2I AM THE LAW!